Bagel Busting and Latke Lusting

“Belly Dancers and Bagels! But no Lox, cuz we Don’t Have Cream Cheese!”

“Thanks for visiting our Lisserina-Mariana Blog.  We’re here to make you feel happy, even if it takes two dozen bagels, a Challah and a hundred balls of Gefilte Fish!   So what can happen?  You’ll gain some weight, that’s all. And what’s another 20-40 lbs among friends?  Right?   Of COURSE, right!”

OR, “HOW TO BELLYDANCE, TANGO AND EAT LATKES AT THE SAME TIME! EVERYONE INVITED TO SEE THIS MAGIC SHOW! IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE THIS, THEN IT’S ‘NO SOUP’ FOR YOU! OUR SOUP KITCH IS ONLY FOR ACCOMPLISHED BELLY DANCERS! – Savvy?? We know, cuz we’ve been to Casablanca and Tangiers….and all you guys gotta remember to put away your cameras. (No “shooting pix” of belly-dancers! No pix of ANYONE there! Right? Of course, right!

Sign up for a course on, “HOW TO GROW PEANUTS AT THE SEA” (Caribbean, Black, Red, Med., whichever) AND THEN MAKE PEANUT BUTTER! — (providing we get assistance by Pres. Jimmy Carter ? or maybe Laura Scudder? Willy Wonka and Seinfeld)

So until then, thank you for visiting us!